WineQ Apologizes for Public Twistedness
We at WineQ would like to sincerely apologize for the Twisted spectacle we created at Seito Sushi in Orlando, FL. What initially began as a classy wine dinner at a trendy restaurant rapidly spiraled downward following the uncorking of the first bottle of Twisted Oak wine by National Wine Pimp Boy Brainerd. One sip put WineQ Marshall in a trance:
The mass hysteria that ensued when Boy revealed that he was all out of rubber chickens could not have been anticipated, and we would like to assure our members that the projectile sashimi that followed was entirely unplanned.
Thank you to all 17 participants, who have thankfully agreed to settle out of court. We recommend to everyone to pick yourself up some of the finest %@#$! around, grab the closest ‘ho and get a taste of the Twisted spirit.
